A Quacking Good Time
A police officer pulls over an elderly man cruising through town in a pickup truck—with the bed overflowing with ducks.
The officer raises an eyebrow and says sternly, “Sir, you can’t have a whole flock of ducks roaming around downtown. Take them to the zoo—immediately!”
The old man nods politely, tips his hat, and drives off.
But the next day, the officer sees the same truck, still packed with ducks… only now, every single duck is wearing sunglasses.
Fuming, the officer pulls him over again. “I thought I told you to take those ducks to the zoo!”
The old man grins. “I did! But now the little rascals want to go to the beach!”
Wedding Crashers… Literally
A police officer in a small town pulls over a man speeding down Main Street.
“But officer, I can expl—” the man starts.
“Save it!” the officer barks. “You’re cooling your heels in a cell until the chief gets back!”
“But I just need to sa—”
“Quiet! Jail. Now!”
A few hours later, the officer checks on his prisoner and says, “You’re in luck. The chief’s at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”
The man sighs and mutters, “Don’t count on it… I’m the groom.”