TikToker “Sues Her Parents for Giving Birth Without Consent”—and the Internet Can’t Handle It
Just when you think the internet has reached peak absurdity, along comes Kass Theaz, a New Jersey TikToker whose viral videos are flipping social norms on their head—one deadpan joke at a time.
Her most infamous claim? That she sued her parents for giving birth to her without consent… and won a monthly allowance. Outrageous? Absolutely. But that’s the whole point.
The Satire Queen of TikTok
Kass isn’t just another content creator—she’s a master of modern satire. With a perfectly straight face, she dives into over-the-top issues with such commitment that many viewers think she’s being serious. Spoiler: she’s not.
“I Never Gave Permission to Be Born”
In a now-legendary 2023 clip, Kass declares:
“I was not aware that I was going to have to grow up and get a job and support myself… I did not consent to that.”
She then suggests that parents should hire psychic mediums to ask their unborn children for permission before conceiving them. Otherwise? Prepare to get sued.
$5,000 a Month for “Involuntary Life Support”
In a follow-up video, Kass “reveals” the court sided with her, awarding $5,000 a month from her parents to cover basic living expenses.
“If I ever decide to work—which I won’t—it’s just extra spending money,” she says. “They’re responsible for my life because they didn’t ask if I wanted it.”
Some laughed. Others were genuinely shocked. But that’s Kass’ genius—blurring the line between parody and reality.
Ethical Parenting and Trans-Species Kids?
She didn’t stop there. Kass later claimed she’s a parent herself—but a responsible one, because she only adopted or wasn’t “directly responsible” for her kids’ births.
And her most viral moment yet? Her son identifying as a cat.
“I feel so much mom guilt,” she says solemnly. “I never took him seriously when he came out as trans-species. It took a lot to litter-box train him.”
Yes, she even fake-lobbied for a trans-species child tax credit. Pure comedy gold.
The Real Joke? It’s on Us.
Despite how wild her videos get, not everyone’s in on the joke. Some media outlets and viewers took her completely seriously.
“I thought it was obvious that I was joking,” Kass told The New York Post. “It shows how little people research before reacting.”
With over 8.6 million likes and counting, Kass Theaz has tapped into something special—satire so sharp, it makes the internet question reality.